Ronok
Mad God
Join date : 2010-02-26
Posts : 53
Age : 31
 |  Subject: Fuck Satan  1/6/2011, 12:33 pm | |
| Yeah, FUCK HIM!Wait, can someone explain this to me? Why does Jesus have a website? Why are he and Satan drawn so cartoony? AND WHY DOES JESUS WANT TO FUCK SATAN!? - Jesus wrote:
- So please, take a few moments to browse this web site and discover how you too can fuck Satan.
Oh, and by the way, if you don't I'll personally see to it that you see your eyes slowly burn over the millenia in eternal torment in the dark liquid fires of Hell. Wait, NOOOOOOOOO!!! I can't browse the website because THERE IS NOTHING HERE! Well, damn, I guess I'm going to hell. | |
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Adamant
Mehrunes' Dildo
Join date : 2010-12-14
Posts : 14
| | Subject: Re: Fuck Satan 1/7/2011, 5:19 pm | |
| - Ronok wrote:
- Yeah, FUCK HIM!
Wait, can someone explain this to me? Why does Jesus have a website? Why are he and Satan drawn so cartoony? AND WHY DOES JESUS WANT TO FUCK SATAN!? I dunno man. Satan's pretty fucked anyways, if the Bible is to be believed. Then again, maybe he doesn't mean what we assume he does? - Ronok wrote:
- Jesus wrote:
- So please, take a few moments to browse this web site and discover how you too can fuck Satan.
Oh, and by the way, if you don't I'll personally see to it that you see your eyes slowly burn over the millenia in eternal torment in the dark liquid fires of Hell. Wait, NOOOOOOOOO!!! I can't browse the website because THERE IS NOTHING HERE!
Well, damn, I guess I'm going to hell. Damn you John Milton! This is all his fault! He gave God and Jesus the idea. Well, him and some damned italian whose name is damn hard to spell. | |
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